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PISSING
I was pissing on a statue of Mother Theresa
After that I pissed on a portrait of Mona Lisa
Next I pissed on the Bible, even though the gospel was clear
I went up to the church to piss on my priest's right ear
So I got up to the church and I pissed on my priest's right ear
He said, "Why are you doing that son?
"You can piss on my fat rear."
I said, "I'm not going to do that. I'm going to piss on your fat lobe."
"Don't do that, son," the priest declared,
"Spread the gospel 'round the globe."
Chorus
I was pissing all night, pissing all day
I was pissing my stinking dull life away
I was pissing on the Savior's face until He gave me grace
I said, "I'm not going to preach.
"I just want to pee."
"Don't you see," said the priest, "that Christ can set you free?"
I said, "I don't want freedom.
"I want to piss my life away."
So the priest said, "That's fine with me.
"Have fun on Judgment Day."
One thing the priest did say that night
That touched my heart that day
"All this pissing won't bring you peace,
"But Christ can change your ways."
So I cried out to the Lord that night to take away my strife,
"I pissed on You and I pissed on Your Word,
"But I know You can change my life."
Chorus
So I'm pissing in the toilet now
And I saw a guy pissing on the wall
I said, "Hey, boy! Why are you doing that
"in the Golden Triangle Mall?"
He said, "I'm really pissed at God,
"and I'm pissed at every boy and girl."
So I told him of the Savior's blood,
Which that night changed his world
Oh, I love You, Lord. Thanks for Your Son,
And rescuing me from hell
One more thing as I grow in my faith
I hope you don't say, "Well, well."
Just one more thing I'd like to ask,
I know You saved me from my strife
This last thing, dear precious Savior:
Will you send me a hot Christian wife?
Chorus
Words by Jonathan McWilliams and Eric Hanson
Music by Jonathan McWilliams and Andrew Young
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