[ 2009 ]

Taxicab Drivers
NEW!!! Are married to their cellphones.

Toast of the Town
Sweet home, Abu Dhabi!

[ 2007 ]

Epic Ghost Story
Happy Halloween!

I Want My Baby Back
Happy Labor Day!

Polar Bears
Happy Earth Day!

WTF
Happy April Fools' Day!

But She Had a Lot to Talk About
Happy Freedom of Information Day!

All About Lisa
Happy National Women's History Month!

Quarter Centennial
Happy Birthday!

[ 2005 ]

Illness
I'm sick!

Just Ask Spielberg!
A movie review.

Why George Lucas, Why?
A movie review.

New York City Trilogy
Part III of III.

My Position on SUVs
A clarification.

New York City Trilogy
Part II of III.

The Earth Doesn't Move
I prove it with science.

New York City Trilogy
Part I of III.

13 Reasons I Love SUVs
A top 13 list.

Life in a College Dorm
Plus the vintegrweb.

My Half-life 2 Review
It pwns j00!

[ 2008 ]

Cultural Appreciation and Taco Bell
Plus booze and Korean girls.

Tryst
Not quite a love story.

Dearest Samantha
A love letter.

It's ok to Smile
Happy Chinese New Year!

[ 2006 ]

How to Rake Your Lawn
Happy Autumnal Equinox!

A Theology of Kill
Happy Memorial Day!

Tappy Celebrates Arbor Day
Happy Arbor Day!

Five Games
Happy Valentine's Day!

Effective Immediately
Happy New Year!

[ 2004 ]

Banana Chase
The best dream ever.

My Knight in Shining Armor
A tribute.

A Little Joke
I think it's hilarious.

[ 2003 ]

Journey to the Center of Zapotec
An illustrated story.