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VITAL STATISTICS


Name:

Murray James Morrison



Age:

late 20s

Gender:

manly

Location:

greater North America



Height:

taller than you

Weight:

on the threshold of death

Girth:

barrel-chested

Dress Size:

the best one



Occupation:

student

Education:

more or less

Hobbies:

none

Marital Status:

basically married

actual photo

aquatic beast friends


Favorite Family:

this one

Favorite Music:

yes

Favorite Superhero:

you decide

Favorite Color:

probably

Favorite Book:

these ones

Favorite Language That's
Not English But Is Chinese:


Chinese

Favorite Movie:

ok



Favorite Fire People:

Fire People

Favorite Ian Stapp:

Ian Stapp



#1 Favorite Pickup Line:

Is your refrigerator running?

#2 Favorite Pickup Line:

Is your mascara running?



Favorite Quote:

"I give thee thanks, Lord and Creator, that thou hast given me joy through thy creation; for I have been ravished with the work of thy hands. I have revealed unto mankind the glory of thy works, as far as my limited spirit could conceive their infinitude. Should I have brought forward anything that is unworthy of thee, or should I have sought my own fame, be graciously pleased to forgive me."
- Johannes Kepler


guests for dinner


Ever Smiled?

yes

Ever Scowled?

yes

Ever Laughed?

yes

Ever Cried?

yes

Ever Loved?

yes

Ever Hated?

i hate these questions

Ever Lived?

stop it

Ever Died?

of course i have



Ever Wrestled
With Your Pride?


no

Ever Wrestled
Deep Inside?


leave me alone

Ever Wrestled
A Bear?


oh yeah!



Ever had a pastime that in no way contributed to your spiritual, personal, intellectual, or musical well-being, but was nevertheless perversely rewarding, much in the same way an abducted female child develops a queer attachment to her kidnapper?

Yeah, murrayjames.net


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